Once upon a time there was a dog. This dog ruled a kingdom which extended from the kitchen to the backyard. It was a simple kingdom which included a hedgehog, a duck and a carrot. He was a benevolent leader and all was well, until one day...

A cat joined our protagonist uninvited. This cat decided to torment the dog and would meow and meow at the dog until the dog gave chase. As soon as the dog was almost within reach, the cat would jump up onto a table which was very, very high above the dog's head. At this time the cat would laugh and laugh and laugh at the dog. This made the dog very, very sad.

"Why do you torment me so?" cried the dog.

The cat sat up straight and replied "becase you are different." The end.